You call that a question?   You call that submitting?   Funny, Said The German

I like her. Obviously the room is already clean. And from boredom arises creativity. So here we see her first shy steps in the field of creativity, formerly totally unknown to her. Not bad at all!

I like her. Obviously the room is already clean. And from boredom arises creativity. So here we see her first shy steps in the field of creativity, formerly totally unknown to her. Not bad at all!

— 2 months ago with 16 notes
#funny  #creativity  #bizarre  #household  #weird 
Housewifelympics  2nd day, ´balancing the broom stick´.
Dana Vavroca, Bulgaria, leading after second round. 
”..unmatched in creativity and discipline.”

Housewifelympics  2nd day, ´balancing the broom stick´.

Dana Vavroca, Bulgaria, leading after second round. 

”..unmatched in creativity and discipline.”

— 3 months ago with 7 notes
#funny  #bizarre  #magic  #trick  #body control 
Smells of death with a hint of war and religion in dry down.

Smells of death with a hint of war and religion in dry down.

(Source: violentu, via enrussia)

— 4 months ago with 290 notes
#chanel  #arms  #weapons  #pervers  #gold 

‎”Thanks for letting me know that you can’t do something by letting me know that you’ll let me know.” (Alex Mann)

— 4 months ago
#wisdom  #aphorism  #Alex Mann 
As every year, Father Christmas had a last 20-box of Jaegermeister before reporting for duty. This little ritual has in fact, over the years, become his most favorite part of the whole forsaken gumbagumba!

As every year, Father Christmas had a last 20-box of Jaegermeister before reporting for duty. This little ritual has in fact, over the years, become his most favorite part of the whole forsaken gumbagumba!

— 4 months ago with 4 notes
#christmas  #Xmas  #father  #Jaegermeister  #drunk  #funny 
On the set of “The Shining II , The Saga Continues”

On the set of “The Shining II , The Saga Continues”

— 4 months ago with 7 notes
#The Shining  #Kubrick  #movie  #cinema  #funny 
Regarding Gun Control
Proof found in ancient scriptures that recommend gun use!!! A spokesman of “Kill,Gunn,Pussyshootnigger!”, the intellectual wing of The Rifle Owners Association, claims, “there was found real bible pages with gun instructions! Eat that!” Asked why the bottom mentions America, spelled wrong, while it wasn’t even discovered at that time, he replied: “You communist fuckhole, we..we…we ..you communist fuckhole!”

Regarding Gun Control

Proof found in ancient scriptures that recommend gun use!!! A spokesman of “Kill,Gunn,Pussyshootnigger!”, the intellectual wing of The Rifle Owners Association, claims, “there was found real bible pages with gun instructions! Eat that!” Asked why the bottom mentions America, spelled wrong, while it wasn’t even discovered at that time, he replied: “You communist fuckhole, we..we…we ..you communist fuckhole!”

— 5 months ago with 2 notes
#guns  #control  #America  #rifles  #funny  #Newtown  #massacre